Some Truly Excellent (Terrible) Puns

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‘Pun Dog’ knows the game.

I made some truly excellent puns a while back, here’s the story behind it all: 

I attended a party in Killarney a few months back, it was for my grand-uncle’s 85th birthday and it turned out to be an excellent evening, full of reunions with cousins, aunts, uncles and everyone in between.

While I was there though, the conversation reached a point that all conversations reach at one point or another; the dreaded Lull or Silence. 

We all have experiences of this Lull; one minute, the conversation is fast flowing and witty and everyone is ‘on point’ as they say, when suddenly, WHAM.

Silence.

A silence that goes on a little longer than anyone in the group is comfortable with, a silence that needs to be filled before it borders on that word we all strive to avoid using:

‘Awkward’.

The following excellent (terrible) puns were borne by me, out of such a silence.

Feel free to laugh out loud and or share them with your pun hating friends. 

Enjoy!

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Fork you.

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It really was.

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Are you cringing yet?

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A particular favourite of mine.

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Still going strong.

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Seriously.

 

 

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A weak moment.

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He rallies!

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I can see a smile stretching across your face, don’t deny it.

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Orange you?

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Meh.

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It really was, I hope you survived it.

Wow, thanks for reading this far down, you’re the real MVP.

 

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