
‘Pun Dog’ knows the game.
I made some truly excellent puns a while back, here’s the story behind it all:
I attended a party in Killarney a few months back, it was for my grand-uncle’s 85th birthday and it turned out to be an excellent evening, full of reunions with cousins, aunts, uncles and everyone in between.
While I was there though, the conversation reached a point that all conversations reach at one point or another; the dreaded Lull or Silence.
We all have experiences of this Lull; one minute, the conversation is fast flowing and witty and everyone is ‘on point’ as they say, when suddenly, WHAM.
Silence.
A silence that goes on a little longer than anyone in the group is comfortable with, a silence that needs to be filled before it borders on that word we all strive to avoid using:
‘Awkward’.
The following excellent (terrible) puns were borne by me, out of such a silence.
Feel free to laugh out loud and or share them with your pun hating friends.
Enjoy!

Fork you.

It really was.

Are you cringing yet?

A particular favourite of mine.

Still going strong.

Seriously.

A weak moment.

He rallies!

I can see a smile stretching across your face, don’t deny it.

Orange you?

Meh.

It really was, I hope you survived it.
Wow, thanks for reading this far down, you’re the real MVP.